Puns, Puns Everywhere...

HOORAAAYYYY!!! I have a little bit of time before I have to cover Jeff's shift at work today, so I thought I would post and see if Ashley and Emily died from the surprise of it. Tada!
   First of all, I feel like Emily missed an important picture of her, Ashley, and I when she did her last post. So here it is:

   Second of all, I did this post primarily for the fact that I really love puns and one-liners, and I wanted to show all of you the stupid things that I find hilarious. Ashley and Emily have already, of course, found out through many random texts from me just what I find funny. So has mom and dad, but not to the extreme with which I bombard Ashley and Emily, mostly. Here is an example of the things I do to Emily:

  So there's that, right out in the open for you guys. In all reality, it was while I knew she and dad were facetime-ing (horrible spelling, get over it), and I just wanted to make her laugh for no reason. I am just so rude sometimes.
   I really do enjoy puns and one-liners, though. I really really do. So here are some of my favorites:

-Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents!
-The cannibal was frustrated so he threw up his hands.
-Helicopter rescue pilots have the most successful pick-up lines.
-I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
-Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "does this taste funny to you?"
-Killed a hipster. Now he's just somebody that I used to know.
-Why was the magnet getting the girls? It was attractive.
-My friend David recently lost his ID. Now we just call him Dav.
-A chicken was murdered yesterday. The investigator thinks there was some fowl play involved.
-Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory, I hope there's no pop quiz.
-A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
-PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
-There was a fight in the candy store, two suckers got licked. (HILARIOUS)
-Organ donors really put their heart into it. (HAHAHHAAAAA)
-I though I was drowning in soda, but it was only a Fanta Sea.
-The best way to strike up a conversation with a fish is to drop a line.
-A will is just a dead giveaway.
(This one is one of Emily's favorites:) -Call me butter, because I'm on a roll!
-There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
-My wife said she's getting fed up of my constant guitar puns. I told her not to fret.
-I'm in a band called 'The Waist Measurements'. We're really big in America.
-I wanted to be a cardiologist but I didn't have the heart.
-How does a man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
-My friend is a midget comedian. He is a little funny.
-I see you have some graph paper. You must be plotting something. (zing!)
-What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the juggler.

And one of my absolute favorites:
-Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs? Because the cow has the udder!

BHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAA!!!!!!
Come on, I know you guys found at least one of those funny. So laugh. Laugh and laugh and laugh. Tell them to your friends. And I challenge you to find one that I haven't heard before.

This really is all I'm posting about here. I apologize, but this is all I have time for. But hey, I still posted. So no more getting mad at me! Sheesh!

I love you all, and have a WONDERFULLY punny day.
xo-Caite

National Sister Day

It's National Sister Day, apparently. And what better way to celebrate than a blog post!! So let's start with some memories! How about we take a trip through photos, that's always pleasant.

Here we see one of my favorite pictures of Caite:

Caite is the one in the green striped shirt stabbing herself in the eye with her finger. This picture makes me laugh EVERY SINGLE TIME I see it. Then there's me (Meems) next to her and then Ashley next to me.

Here is one of my favorite pictures of Ashley:

This was taken as we were caving. We discussed what it looks like she's doing. Some say she's carrying a heavy box. Others say that she is "gangsta dancin". I say she looks like a gorilla. Again, I still laugh EVERY SINGLE TIME I see this picture.

So I've put together a compilation of groups of photos.We'll start here with pictures of Ashley and Caite:

Great, huh? :) Yeah, I'm going for embarrassing here. I love those two girls.

Here we see Ashley and I:

Again, these are just awesome.

Now we see Caite and I.

Oh, I just love us.

Now I'm going to embarrass us one at a time. So first is... Ashley!

Man, I love that girl. I like her second half, too, he's pretty funny. They're both just sooo goofy.... I'll put a confession here. Sometimes I go visit them just for the free entertainment.

 Next is... Caite!

Oh gosh, she is hilarious. Sometimes she doesn't even know how funny and adorable she is. And sometimes she does ;) The last text message I got from her: "The weather man said there won't be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it."

And not to just pick on them, I put two of the cheesiest pictures of me I could find.

That first picture is one of the most ridiculed pictures of me on the internet. Also, I still stick with my story that her marshmallow was on fire and I was blowing it out, because it's true. I was.

And here we have all three of us:

Gosh, I've said it before and I'll say it again. I LOVE US.

It's true! I have the best sisters in the world! NOBODY ARGUE WITH ME, IT'S TRUE. I love my two sisters so much, it hurts sometimes. Sometimes I dream of a world where we all live in the same city again and party ALL the time. That would be heaven.

Happy National Sister Day!

-Meems

P.S. All is well on my end, CAITE AND ASHLEY PLEASE POST. Loves! <3

This Sister LOVES Halloween

Okay, so I know Halloween is still forever away.... But a good costume takes extensive planning. And as some of you know, I am slightly obsessed with the Avengers, so I was looking at costumes for Avengers, and was getting slightly disheartened by the fact that they're all either expensive, or in "sexy" form. I don't do sexy. For one, I'm LDS and have standards. For two, it don't work on me.

So I was searching costumes trying and failing to find modest costumes.... and I found this:

It's cute, no? Simple, gets the point across... and I'm pretty sure they stuffed her shirt, but whatever. You get it. So that picture is what started it all. I had some time on my hands this afternoon after finishing my laundry... so I put together some do it yourself costumes and I tried to use articles of clothing that I know between the sisters (okay, mainly Caite and I) already own, or articles of clothing that would be easy enough to find.

So here goes. Starting with the Avengers!

Here we see Captain America:

Allow me to highlight some of these costume features: a simple shirt with the Captain America logo, a belt that I love but I'm not sure how easy it would be to find, a pair of jeans (which all three sisters have, no sarcasm), a pair of shoes that I already own, and a DIY Captain America hat. I already have the yarn.

Here we have Thor:

Thor is very simple. The t-shirt is awesome, and the helmet you can get (I think) in the kids toys section at Walmart, or it could be omitted entirely. This costume features a pair of black skinny jeans (easy enough to get) and a pair of basic black boots. I know I have a similar style of boots, and I think Caite does too. You will see these same jeans and boots in many other costumes because oh yeah, there's LOTS more to come.

Here is Iron Man (or the costume, I guess):

I love this costume. That t-shirt is just plain AWESOME. I've already mentioned that I own the shoes, and here we see the pants again. The hat is pretty sweet too, and that ought to be easy enough to acquire.

Here is the Incredible Hulk! costume:

This costume is pretty plain, but you know, Bruce Banner doesn't wear much when he's the Hulk. I found a Hulk muscle shirt, the cliche purple shorts, black converses which I think Caite has, and a cute little Hulk hat that brings a smile to my face.

Here we have Hawkeye:

I like Hawkeye. I was just basically trying to bring together some basic elements, going back from the Avengers movie to the original Marvel Hawkeye. I found a basic t-shirt, a purple belt, and brought back the pants again and the boots. The purple headband I think is just plain adorable and could be omitted, or it could add just the right touch to the costume, in my opinion, since I couldn't find Hawkeye headgear of any kind, even though he doesn't have it in the movie. He does in the comic. Don't argue with me. I like it.

Here is one of my favorites, the Black Widow:

I found a pretty sweet Black Widow t-shirt that I might need to get whether or not it's used for Halloween, and brought back the black pants again. I thought it would be easy to find a belt but it's not, so we get a DIY Black Widow belt. The boots, however, are not the same as before, because I feel that the Black Widow needs some high heels. I seem to think Caite has a similar pair; if not, she ought to.

So that's it for the Avengers. But being a HISHE fan (not as much as Ashy and her husband) but a fan nonetheless, I just had to do a couple more...

"Shh... do you hear that? Is that the Justice League?" "....I don't hear anything." "Exactly!" "Ohhh! Captain America burn!"

So here we have.... dun dun dun DUUUN! THe Justice League!

Starting with Superman (not because he's better than Batman, but because I feel he just goes first):

This costume features a Superman shirt similar to one we have floating around... I left it behind when I went to college and Caite was supposed to go through all the clothes I left behind... I don't think I meant to leave that shirt behind, so Caite if you didn't reclaim it, I want it back if you still know where it is. I also included a basic pair of skinny blue jeans and a basic yellow belt, and I felt this costume needed some red boots that would be expensive and difficult to find, but I like them for this costume so shush it. I guess that, failing to find the boots, red Converses could be substituted.

Next we have BATMAN:

I picked the shirt because I think it's cute, and a Batman belt is necessary because he always has his utility belt. Here are the pants yet again, and a cute DIY hat like for Captain America. I chose the hat because should this costume be used for a church function, masks would not be allowed. However, I believe a Batman mask can be found in the kids toys section at Walmart. The shoes I chose specifically because I know Caite has a similar pair of awesome Batman shoes. I know she has a Batman hat too, but I chose this hat because it makes it more costume-like.

And lastly in the series of Meems costumes, we have Wonder Woman:

I think this one is also one of my favorites. This costume features a basic Wonder Woman shirt, the black pants again which could be substituted with the basic blue skinny jeans which I know Caite and I both own. This costume features a Wonder Woman accessories set, which I found online for roughly ten dollars. And black high heel boots, because Wonder Woman needs them.

I know the question on you mind now is what I've decided to be for Halloween. Or the question is on your mind now if it wasn't before, because I said it and made you think about it. Anyway, I think I would like to be Wonder Woman, or the Black Widow, although I'll probably be whatever I decide to be closer to Halloween. I just like to keep my options open for a while to give myself time to plan the best costume ever and show everyone else up.

I think Caite should be Batman. I suggested the Batman costume just for her.

Ashy and Dan should dress up this year and not be lame and they should do a couples costume because I love couples costumes. I decided last year that they should be Waldo and Wenda. They didn't do it, of course, so maybe they should go my DIY superhero route this year. Or they should dress up like this for Halloween:

Because it would be HILARIOUS. It really would. I would dress up like this for Halloween this year if I had someone to partner with, but alas, I'm still single as a Pringle.

So this post does two things.... describes what I've been up to today, and gives you an idea of what I've been up to lately. I don't get out much. I'll write another blog post later, and talk about other things then.

Thus concludes our two-month early Halloween special! (It's about two months because we have the rest of September and all of October... right?) Don't touch that dial, though, because one of the Sisters will soon follow with another post!

Signing out,
Meems